Tonight I even dreamed about the workout. Today we were supposed to run a mile at the end of the class (before the run we tried to lift as much as we could for the back squat). It's not a real mile though, it's like 1.025 miles or something, and there are people everywhere and obstacles left and right since it's in the middle of the city. Anyway in my dream I was running and going pretty fast, but my pants kept falling down and I had to stop and fix them, thereby ruining my time. I think I might have gotten hit by a car too at one point.
But basically you should all do Crossfit because it's awesome. It's like a freaking real life video game! You should all expect to suck for about 6-12 months. Then expect to get a bit better without even noticing it and being like "wtf how come I can do that now?". If you are already naturally athletic and currently work out then it's quite possible you can be good right away, but if not it'll take a while and it's normal to sit around and watch everyone doing 8 billion pullups in a row while you have a silly elastic orange band that helps you do them. I actually think I officially don't suck anymore. In fact I know I don't (at least on a relative scale) because anytime I go to a different Crossfit gym while traveling, I tend to be one of the best Crossfitters in my class. At my gym it's tougher, everyone is a big champion, but I can hold my own in some of the workouts at least. Also currently I am too weak. I need to be able to lift more weights. And do a muscle-up. It's very embarrassing that I cannot do one. Here is what one looks like. Seems pretty easy no? Will fix all of these problems in the coming months.