Listen to me all you people. Everyone wants to talk about feminism and whether women have it too good these days, or whether there is still inequality or whatever. Listen to me right now! There is one very simple reason why everyone should be a raving lunatic feminist. And if you are a dude you know it's true....deep inside in the pit of your soul you will know that everything I'm saying is true. What is the reason?
MEN ARE GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLES!!!!
Everyone knows it, it's not a big secret. We cause 90-95% of the violent crime. We rape all the women. We go see all the child prostitutes and make sure that business thrives around the world. Our gender as a whole, is a bunch of lying, thieving, violent, murderous, rapists. Hey you....relax now, I'm not talking about exactly you. But let's just say if it was you and some random woman, and I had to guess who was more likely to go fly to Thailand so they can pay for sex with some 10 year old....pretty sure I know where to put my money.
Have you ever called a woman creepy? Maybe...maybe once or twice. How many times have you called a dude creepy? Like 8 billion million times.
Men have all of the control in the United States, anyone who doesn't see it is blind. Do guys have to change the way they dress because women are complete horndogs and can't control themselves? Nope. Do women? Sure do!
Do men comprise over 80% of the major ruling bodies of the United States? Yep
Has a woman ever in the history of our glorious nation been elected president? Nope. By the way everyone, this is not ok. That's 43 in a row you sexist assholes!! You can't let a woman be president one single time? Women should storm the white house today and demand to be president. In fact we should have two presidents from now on, one man and one woman, because it's sure as hell obvious that there's never going to be equal representation the way we've been doing things for the last 250 years.
Let's also admit to something that should be really obvious. If every powerful nation in the world decided that men were no longer allowed to hold office or any position of political power (because their chance of being a devious asshole is so high), we know the world would be a better place. Women should rule everything. There would be less wars, less corruption, less deceit, less of everything that is horrible. If men just decided as a group tomorrow to let women call all of the shots, it's a guarantee that this world would be a better place in 10 years. Deep in your unconscious soul you know that it's true.
So women should be able to wear whatever the hell you want, whenever you want. You shouldn't get fired for being a teacher and being too attractive, until the same thing happens to men. Dumbass boys should just learn to control themselves, you shouldn't have to foster your entire wardrobe around making sure they aren't turned on.
Women should be guaranteed equal representation in political circles. Obviously 100% isn't going to happen, but we have 50% men and women in this country. We should find a way to require that 50% of every ruling body we have is both men and women. Men sure as hell aren't more suited to be senators and congressmen, they are just more suited to being power hungry war mongers who will go through all the bullshit to get that job in the first place.
I could really go on for like 100 pages. Women....it actually does suck to be you. You get paid less money than us, you don't get to be president, you have lots of nasty words that exist only to describe you (bitch, slut, whore, cunt etc etc), men have zero commonly used nasty words that exist to describe them (maybe they exist but I just can't think of them, so they obviously aren't too common), you have panels of like 20 old dudes talking about whether you should be allowed to have an abortion. You should all revolt tomorrow.
Men are giant flaming assholes who don't deserve to have the giant monopoly on power that they have. They threw that out the window when they came up with the brilliant ideas of slavery, segregation, stupid ass wars that have killed millions of people, the Holocaust, the 9/11 bombings, and basically 95%+ of all of the murder, raping and torture that happens around the world. Ok women, we give up, we suck and the numbers prove it. Please take over for us so we can stop killing everyone all the time. Thanks!
PS - for more evidence go see "The Act of Killing" and tell me if a bunch of women would have been capable of that.